The infamous first time Blog, that is (gotcha)....I started this blog many moons ago with the encouragement of some enlightened spirit sister divas who heard me covet the phrase several times, but never got around to posting anything....I finally got the nerve and set out the time to take a stab at it....I figure if my 6 year old's teacher can take out the time to blog the weekly shenanigans of 30 "ravishing" 1st graders I guess I could squeeze out a blog or two (curse you Mrs. Roach!! :D, just jokes) ....feel free to add to the list...I will attempt to blog as often as the spirit moves me or my Samsung Galaxy III allows because.....
Nobody told me that.....
...Labor pains feel like menstrual cramps to the 30th POWER!!
...I would grow up and like brussel sprouts, peas and okra...
...Being a Mom means your a Laundry Woman, chauffeur, maid, accountant, lawyer, counselor, maid, key finder, sock finder, belt finder, maid, teacher, chef, oh and did I say maid?
...Marriage requires a Masters Degree in Communications and a PH.D in the Negotiation Sciences
...to love my pre-prego body (wear all the hot shorts and bikins you can) cause PRESTO its gone after them babies...(A cups are NOT suppose to SAG!!!!)
...your body changes before menopause at 30, 35 and I reckon 40 ...(they don't call it TEEN Spirit (anti-perspirant) for NOTHING!)